Review: Twist Me

Twist Me by Mia Monroe
My rating: 5 of 5 stars



OMG YOU GUYS IT'S HERE!!!! IT IS FINALLY HERE!!!







Phew! OK, now that my squealing is under control, you need to understand how overjoyed I am to be able to tell you that the sixth book in Mia Monroe's Tattoos and Temptation series -- which happens to be Mitsu and Grey's book (!!!!!) - is finally here! Twist Me is what appears to be the final book in the series. I hope that maybe we could nudge a few novella length stories about these guys somewhere down the road, but if this is the last time we'll be surrounded by these men I shall die happy! This story was everything I needed for Mitsu and Grey, and nothing like I expected I was going to get for their story!

“I’m not like most guys my age.”

Understatement.

“I’m not interested in age anyway. I’m interested in energy. Who you are at your core.”

These two are soooo sweet, right from the beginning. Mitsu was definitely the attractive enigma in other books of the series, but so was Grey. Grey was this beautiful enigma - and his energy pulled Mitsu to him, which is just how every great love story is supposed to go. And in the spirit of International Transgender Day of Visibility, which I know has passed, Grey should be seen as it's a large part of his existence and identity. Remember people, show the world that you are a safe space for someone to come out because...

It’s not easy realizing you were born in a body that isn’t right. It isn’t easy telling your parents their daughter is a son, or your friends, or cringing every time your grandmother misgenders you or your cousin uses your dead name. None of that is easy, but I never had to deal with my family disowning me or not getting the healthcare I needed or being forced to live unauthentically.

It was heartwarming to see a positive story in the midst of so much pain and ugliness in the world towards Asian people and towards people of the trans community. I loved seeing a story where Grey had a loving and respectful family, there are too many stories out there of kids being turned away or hurt because they choose to live their truth. As always, this topic is handled with the utmost care and sensitivity that I've come to expect from any of Mia's books. And while it's fiction and we're seeing a happy outcome, the fact that those unhappy outcomes exist out there aren't swept under the rug - they just aren't the focus of Grey's love story. I think that's one of the biggest things I love about Grey's story, he's been so afraid to be that vulnerable by sharing his truth with another person and that he can do that with Mitsu because he is safe is so beautiful. That he finds his freedom in Mitsu's ropes is exactly what I was hoping for, and let's face it - they're FIRE!



As always, you'll see cameos by the couples you've come to love over the series but it can be read completely as a standalone, and if you haven't read them, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???? Go and grab Marry Me right now and fall in love with this little family that formed between the bakery staff of Dulce Santo and the tattoo artists of Black Heart. I've loved every moment spent in this world, and I think you will too!



Now, let's leave you with some of my...


Favourite Lines -

“Does it feel powerful for you?” he asks. “Tying people up?”

“I don’t refer to it as tying people up. That sounds so, I don’t know, kidnap-y.”

He offers little about himself, but I would dance with the devil himself to know everything there is about Mitsu.

“First of all, talking about Doctor Who and converting someone to the fandom is like my crack.”

"You’re my safe place. What do you get out of this? What am I for you?”

“You are my heart, Grey. My breath. My desire. My heaven. What I get out of this is you.”

“Tell me what you need. Do you want marriage? A ring to symbolize my commitment to you?”

He shakes his head. “No. I want a dog.”

My eyebrows rise. “A dog?”

“Yeah. I can’t have one in an apartment. I want two cats and a dog.”

"All words can be poetry if you want them to be.” He tugs me slightly closer and kisses the underside of my chin. “For example: fuck as a verb, between you and I, is nothing but poetry.”

I pull back enough to bend and kiss his lips.

“You’re an artist, Mitsu.”

“And you are my muse.”

I find myself leaning into him, inhaling the floral yet masculine scent wafting around him. Being close to him is like slowly, willingly, being sucked into a vortex of want.

Want to touch.

Want to feel.

Want to taste.

Want more.

Absent from my favourite lines is the ENTIRE Drunk Mitsu conversation. That whole scene - absolutely the best thing EVER!!!




Go - RUN and grab this one!



I'm telling you, you won't regret a single moment of falling in love with Mitsu, Grey and the ropes. One click this baby today!




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Review: Dirty Forty

Dirty Forty by Mia Monroe
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

It wasn’t enough that he made me his fake fiancé, and still not enough that he kissed me and asked me to help him set up a profile so he could date men who are not me. Now this marriage thing continues, but Dominic is so fucking clueless, he can’t see the most obvious thing of all.

I would marry him for real in a fucking heartbeat.

I think I went on a roller coaster ride of emotions with Dominic and Zach in Mia Monroe's latest book, Dirty Forty. This one isn't in a series - YET - though there were some spectacular side characters (SYDNEY!!!!!) that I would love to know what happened to them after things were said and done...



But I digress, so far this baby is a standalone and it's one that's joined a very special list for me - and I completely love it!



That Dom and Zach have been best friends, like truly inseparable BFF best friends since childhood it's like my ultimate jam. I'm loving stories like this, and actively seek them out. If you have one like this you think I should read, please let me know! I'm a sucker for them, but when it comes to LGBTQ+ romance, it's one of my favourite things to read when a friend falls for their best friend - be they out and proud or not even sure what the heck is going on because this is all new for them. And they really are each other's best friends, but Zach has harboured a crush on his bestie for years and when fear on one birthday celebration prompts them to promise to marry each other if they haven't found their respective true loves by forty, Zach promises to make Dom happy. That's his best friend, he would do anything to make him feel better, smile, be happy even if entertaining the thought of a false chance at having a relationship he wished he could have with his straight best friend causes him some pain. Like he's the last resort, when he wishes he was the first choice but he promises because that's his best friend and that's what best friends do for each other and he thinks it's forgotten...



Until it's not.



Until both of them are celebrating that magical last birthday in their thirties and Dom brings it up.



And now he's trying to guard his heart while his BFF discovers that there's something more to himself and where his sexuality lies on the spectrum against the potential that this whole thing that's feeling very real isn't as real as he hopes.



I read romance to escape, just like everyone else. I read it to have an outlet for the romantic notions that run through my brain because I don't have that myself. (Note, this is not open season I'm just saying it's part of my motivations for reading romance in general so don't come for me - thanks!) But rare is the time when I see someone like me reflected on the page. Sure, they're like me in mannerisms or habits but this was the first time that I was looking at someone my age. This story opens with two men just turning thirty-nine and frankly, I'm staring that down this year myself. Usually the stories I'm reading are about first loves or second chances for much, much younger people. Like the ones just crossing the mid-to-late twenties threshold. Nobody out there looks like me. Like they've been dating and they can't find what it is they're looking for. Thank you for giving me characters who are truly like me in more ways than one! And now I'll get off my soap box and tell you a little bit of why I loved this story so much.



Dirty Forty has a bunch of tropes that I love with a passion and mashes them together (fake fiancé, best friends to lovers, bi awakening, etc.), but one of them comes about because of something special that I knew I needed more of and was dying to see authors bring to the page. It has demi representation! You heard me, why it's so hard to find good representation for demisexual and/or demiromantic characters in fiction I will never know. Oh yeah, I have a list of books where my headcanon is the character is demi but this is confirmed here with Dom. It's why Dirty Forty is joining a very small list of feel good books I reread when I need a pick me up and to see someone like me get their happily ever after.

And now let me share with you, some of my...


Favourite Lines -

Alcohol and introspection? Thy name is Dominic.

“And if you don’t, I’ll marry you.” A giddiness at the mere thought of marrying him spreads through me, even as I feel a little sick for saying it aloud.

Dominic turns his head sharply, his hazel eyes focused on me. “What?”

Abort. Abort. “Nothing.” My voice sounds strained, even to me. “I was just being stupid.”

My conservative, Catholic parents didn’t know how to deal with it, but they came around, deciding Zach was still Zach, which is where I landed as well with the news. Who really cares who anyone sleeps with and loves? I sure the fuck don’t. Besides, Zach is my ride or die. I have his back no matter what, and I know he has mine.

“My mom bumped into your mom.”

Dominic’s eyes go wide. “Shit.”

“Yep. Got the middle name and everything.”

I’ve always wanted to get married, well, when it became legal. Before that it was dreams of an elaborate commitment ceremony, but the bones were the same. I wanted a destination wedding on a beach somewhere. Other times in my life, I wanted a chic city wedding in an upscale hotel. Now, I would just like to sleep next to someone I trust. It’s the little things.

“Hey, we’re in this together now. Just like everything we do, I’ll see it through.”

“I know. Ride or die.”

“Always."

“If it’s instant, I think we’d know, wouldn’t we?”

“Well, maybe after a blowjob you’ll instantly fall in love with me.” He dips his shoulder, a saucy grin on his lips.

I nearly choke on my wine. Bold little fellow.

“It was a revelation though.”

Zach sips his coffee. “In what way?”

“I kissed a boy and I liked it?”

“Now, let’s add some facts that show what a catch you are: business and homeowner, savings account, excellent cook, well-read, can bench press a tree trunk.”

“Is that good?”

“Dude. Chicks love this stuff. Probably. I’ve heard.”

“Can we set one up on the site you’re on too?”

“No.” He scowls, pulling his head back. “You’re not ready. Those boys would be all over you like glitter bombs.”

“You have a cluster of freckles next to your left eye. They look like a little constellation of stars. It’s really cute.”

My heart stutters in my chest. Maybe it actually stopped, and I’m having an out-of-body experience right now.

I would rather never touch Dominic again than lose him as a friend.

Something inside of me bursts open, like a suitcase packed too full and tossed carelessly onto the baggage claim, contents spilling out everywhere. It’s all I can do to fight back the words threatening to pour out of me.

I love you. I want to wake up next to you every day. I want all these hopes and dreams that I never thought were possible, and fuck yes, I want to take a shower with you.

“I’ll tell you something that’s been really helpful to me lately.”

“Sure.”

“It’s okay to be afraid and do it anyway.”

“Remember how much I loved Ginuwine?” I ask.

“How could I forget.” He chuckles. “I wanted to break your cassette player if you played “Pony” one more time.”

“I’m sorry I made you wait so long.”

“Don’t be. It was absolutely worth it for this. I’m glad you talked all that shit eighteen years ago and I agreed.”

Run - don't walk, RUN! You need to one-click this baby today!



And then maybe with the force of our review powers combined we can talk Mia into writing a story for Sydney. Hit her up for it everywhere. It's totally fair for making us love him!!!

I guarantee you won't regret it!




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