Review: Dirty Forty

Dirty Forty by Mia Monroe
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

It wasn’t enough that he made me his fake fiancé, and still not enough that he kissed me and asked me to help him set up a profile so he could date men who are not me. Now this marriage thing continues, but Dominic is so fucking clueless, he can’t see the most obvious thing of all.

I would marry him for real in a fucking heartbeat.

I think I went on a roller coaster ride of emotions with Dominic and Zach in Mia Monroe's latest book, Dirty Forty. This one isn't in a series - YET - though there were some spectacular side characters (SYDNEY!!!!!) that I would love to know what happened to them after things were said and done...



But I digress, so far this baby is a standalone and it's one that's joined a very special list for me - and I completely love it!



That Dom and Zach have been best friends, like truly inseparable BFF best friends since childhood it's like my ultimate jam. I'm loving stories like this, and actively seek them out. If you have one like this you think I should read, please let me know! I'm a sucker for them, but when it comes to LGBTQ+ romance, it's one of my favourite things to read when a friend falls for their best friend - be they out and proud or not even sure what the heck is going on because this is all new for them. And they really are each other's best friends, but Zach has harboured a crush on his bestie for years and when fear on one birthday celebration prompts them to promise to marry each other if they haven't found their respective true loves by forty, Zach promises to make Dom happy. That's his best friend, he would do anything to make him feel better, smile, be happy even if entertaining the thought of a false chance at having a relationship he wished he could have with his straight best friend causes him some pain. Like he's the last resort, when he wishes he was the first choice but he promises because that's his best friend and that's what best friends do for each other and he thinks it's forgotten...



Until it's not.



Until both of them are celebrating that magical last birthday in their thirties and Dom brings it up.



And now he's trying to guard his heart while his BFF discovers that there's something more to himself and where his sexuality lies on the spectrum against the potential that this whole thing that's feeling very real isn't as real as he hopes.



I read romance to escape, just like everyone else. I read it to have an outlet for the romantic notions that run through my brain because I don't have that myself. (Note, this is not open season I'm just saying it's part of my motivations for reading romance in general so don't come for me - thanks!) But rare is the time when I see someone like me reflected on the page. Sure, they're like me in mannerisms or habits but this was the first time that I was looking at someone my age. This story opens with two men just turning thirty-nine and frankly, I'm staring that down this year myself. Usually the stories I'm reading are about first loves or second chances for much, much younger people. Like the ones just crossing the mid-to-late twenties threshold. Nobody out there looks like me. Like they've been dating and they can't find what it is they're looking for. Thank you for giving me characters who are truly like me in more ways than one! And now I'll get off my soap box and tell you a little bit of why I loved this story so much.



Dirty Forty has a bunch of tropes that I love with a passion and mashes them together (fake fiancé, best friends to lovers, bi awakening, etc.), but one of them comes about because of something special that I knew I needed more of and was dying to see authors bring to the page. It has demi representation! You heard me, why it's so hard to find good representation for demisexual and/or demiromantic characters in fiction I will never know. Oh yeah, I have a list of books where my headcanon is the character is demi but this is confirmed here with Dom. It's why Dirty Forty is joining a very small list of feel good books I reread when I need a pick me up and to see someone like me get their happily ever after.

And now let me share with you, some of my...


Favourite Lines -

Alcohol and introspection? Thy name is Dominic.

“And if you don’t, I’ll marry you.” A giddiness at the mere thought of marrying him spreads through me, even as I feel a little sick for saying it aloud.

Dominic turns his head sharply, his hazel eyes focused on me. “What?”

Abort. Abort. “Nothing.” My voice sounds strained, even to me. “I was just being stupid.”

My conservative, Catholic parents didn’t know how to deal with it, but they came around, deciding Zach was still Zach, which is where I landed as well with the news. Who really cares who anyone sleeps with and loves? I sure the fuck don’t. Besides, Zach is my ride or die. I have his back no matter what, and I know he has mine.

“My mom bumped into your mom.”

Dominic’s eyes go wide. “Shit.”

“Yep. Got the middle name and everything.”

I’ve always wanted to get married, well, when it became legal. Before that it was dreams of an elaborate commitment ceremony, but the bones were the same. I wanted a destination wedding on a beach somewhere. Other times in my life, I wanted a chic city wedding in an upscale hotel. Now, I would just like to sleep next to someone I trust. It’s the little things.

“Hey, we’re in this together now. Just like everything we do, I’ll see it through.”

“I know. Ride or die.”

“Always."

“If it’s instant, I think we’d know, wouldn’t we?”

“Well, maybe after a blowjob you’ll instantly fall in love with me.” He dips his shoulder, a saucy grin on his lips.

I nearly choke on my wine. Bold little fellow.

“It was a revelation though.”

Zach sips his coffee. “In what way?”

“I kissed a boy and I liked it?”

“Now, let’s add some facts that show what a catch you are: business and homeowner, savings account, excellent cook, well-read, can bench press a tree trunk.”

“Is that good?”

“Dude. Chicks love this stuff. Probably. I’ve heard.”

“Can we set one up on the site you’re on too?”

“No.” He scowls, pulling his head back. “You’re not ready. Those boys would be all over you like glitter bombs.”

“You have a cluster of freckles next to your left eye. They look like a little constellation of stars. It’s really cute.”

My heart stutters in my chest. Maybe it actually stopped, and I’m having an out-of-body experience right now.

I would rather never touch Dominic again than lose him as a friend.

Something inside of me bursts open, like a suitcase packed too full and tossed carelessly onto the baggage claim, contents spilling out everywhere. It’s all I can do to fight back the words threatening to pour out of me.

I love you. I want to wake up next to you every day. I want all these hopes and dreams that I never thought were possible, and fuck yes, I want to take a shower with you.

“I’ll tell you something that’s been really helpful to me lately.”

“Sure.”

“It’s okay to be afraid and do it anyway.”

“Remember how much I loved Ginuwine?” I ask.

“How could I forget.” He chuckles. “I wanted to break your cassette player if you played “Pony” one more time.”

“I’m sorry I made you wait so long.”

“Don’t be. It was absolutely worth it for this. I’m glad you talked all that shit eighteen years ago and I agreed.”

Run - don't walk, RUN! You need to one-click this baby today!



And then maybe with the force of our review powers combined we can talk Mia into writing a story for Sydney. Hit her up for it everywhere. It's totally fair for making us love him!!!

I guarantee you won't regret it!




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Review: Gravity

Gravity by Mia Monroe
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

I’ve never done anything like this, but I think it’s time to be bold. Would Galileo sit at home not experimenting with things because he never had? No. Would Newton have decided gravity wasn’t worth researching? No. It’s time for me to get my head out of the clouds and do something with myself.

I love me some nerd love. I have to tell you, nothing makes me happier than seeing a nerd find their happily ever after especially if they're someone I had the instinct to wrap up in blankets and protect from the second I read the first hint of them. The epilogue for Stars Collide did that to me for Julien. I have loved that sweet, silly nerd from the second he and his whacky nicknames graced my Kindle and I have never stopped, and I'm pretty sure I never will!



What do you mean you haven't read Stars Collide yet??? Go and grab it! Devour it!!!

I'll wait...





Gravity is the second installment in Mia Monroe's Written in the Stars series and it was everything I was hoping it would be!

Julien and Henry are two of the sweetest, yet slightly battered and broken, nerds I have ever read. They shared such a similar past that the flaws of their accelerated childhoods ends up forming an incredible bond between them. Both of them went through accelerated learning being years ahead of their true social peers. The trauma left over from being thrust into more mature situations and not being able to experience just being a kid colouring their perspectives on the world. They became who they are, and probably developed the compassion they both have in spades, based on these experiences. And they're space nerds!

Space is cool *shrugs*. Totally sexy. Like bow ties.



I think what I really love is that despite the awkwardness of their first encounter, Jules and Henry truly do become friends before becoming something more. They watch movies and tv shows together, they talk, they share all those things that we're always worried about when we let someone in - hell, they even go to a con together! Cosplaying no less!!!! I need more cosplay books in my life.

The Darth Vader guy motions for some people dressed like Storm Troopers. After a quick explanation of what we’re doing, two of the Storm Troopers grab my arms as if pulling me away, but Julien grabs my shirt, tilts his face, and yes, I lean in and kiss that gorgeous mouth. It’s a peck, but it’s a kiss.

“I love you,” Julien says, with so much sincerity it takes my brain a few lagged seconds to realize this is role playing.

“I know,” I murmur Han’s famous line, studying Julien’s eyes.

Holy swooning Batman! That makes my nerdy little heart happy! True story, that was always one of my favourite scenes for Han and Leia - I was so convinced that it was the most romantic moment possible for that space pirate and the badass rebel princess. Who would have thought I would get it acted out in a cosplay moment between these two adorkable men??? My heart was not prepared!

I could wax poetic about Jules & Henry all day long, but I think you'd probably rather I do my sharey-sharey thing so you can get to reading.

And now let me share a few of my...


Favourite Lines -

It totally does not bother me that the Gabenator and Captain Planet are in the observatory getting it on. Nope. Not jealous.

“Want to go eat some tacos? Tacos make everything better.”

“You better hold my hand, or someone might try to capture you and keep you all for themselves.”

“And then what would happen?”

“I’d have to break in, get in a bunch of trouble, end up frozen. Wouldn’t be good.”

“You’re cute when you blush.”

I shake my head. “No, I’m never cute. I’m a tough ginger.”

"That’s why I think space is cool. There’s so much in it—stars, planets, moons, and galaxies—but yet, here we are. Just one Henry and just one Julien.”

As we walk, I grab his hand again to make sure we don’t get separated in the huge crowd. Yep, that’s why.

“I guess in its simplest form...what I think is cool is that there’s nothing you can do about it when it’s present. Two objects exert a force of attraction and draw together.” He smiles. “I’m revealing that not only am I a massive space nerd, but I’m a hopeless romantic. Gravity is like attraction to me. You can’t fight it once it's present.”

I wish I knew what went wrong for him. Maybe I could be the man who shows him it could be different. Maybe we could be an Orion Nebula. I shake my head. It would probably be a supernova like all my other relationships.

"I hold no reverence for my virgin status. It’s not a sacred gift or some shit. Virgin worship culture is not for me.”

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!

“Because it’s a dick and dicks are good. Doesn’t matter what kind it is. Doesn’t matter if you were born with it, got it later, use a toy to have it. Dicks are good.”

“Where is Romeo?”

“Morning off. He had to get his car serviced.”

Samuel waggles his eyebrows. “Sounds like he’s really good at servicing.”

“Fair, but YOLO as the kids say.”

“Uh, used to say. Now they yeet things.”

“Any age can yeet.”

“This sounds like some kind of bodily function discussion.”

“Jules, they obviously did for him. I think he fell for you and it freaked him out.”

“So I lose anyway. The first guy who likes me back is too fucked up to follow through. Same result.”

“Don’t you know by now, Henry? I’d rather be with you than anyone else.”

“Oh my god. You discovered rimming.”

“That is some amazing shit. Giving and receiving. Like, who knew that part of your body was like, yes please, may I have another?”

“Who was the first person who looked at an asshole and was like, yeah, I’m gonna eat that?”

Run, don't walk, RUN and grab your copy of Gravity today.



I'm dying to see more of the Blue Moon Planetarium crew, and I bet you will be too! While I do want the story up on deck next for this crew (Nate & Aiden because the gamer in me loves seeing the gamer geeks), I'm definitely in this for the long haul and hoping for a happily ever after for Richard (hopefully with Easton... PLEASE!!!!).



Trust me, you won't regret it!




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